SOLANALE
Bring blockchain to the people. SolAnale is a blockchain platform which uses a proof-of-fart mechanism to provide smell contract functionality.
Experience unmatched speed, security, and an aroma of endless possibilities with our cutting-edge (and slightly stinky) blockchain technology.
By harnessing the groundbreaking gas release of blockchain nodes, our platform ensures that every transaction is backed by a powerful odor. It’s not only a testament to security, but it also encourages participants to hold their breath and trust the process.
The more you eat beans, the more you can validate new blocks. So get ready to revolutionize the world of DeFi with some real gas power!
Dive into the distribution of gas and find out how we keep the aroma (and the token supply) balanced.
50% of tokens locked in Stink Pools for maximum odor concentration. Earn rewards for HODLing your nose.
35% allocated to yield “farming” programs, where every deposit is validated by a glorious toot.
15% dedicated to community-driven projects, memes, and high-octane gas jokes. We keep it classy.
Disclaimer: This “Fartonomics” is purely fictional and should not be taken seriously. We’re just here for the fun!